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Arsene Wenger

looked everywhere. At home, which has no windows because the French do not want to be reminded that the real world is not like you think it should be in your car, which is probably driver because you have to find a use for S?bastien Squillaci, Arsenal trophy cabinet and that over the past seven years, has quietly become a wardrobe humble. But, as a preacher of righteousness financial other devotees who is happy to accumulate personal wealth fabulous, Wenger did not find what you are looking for, namely the famous multi-layer coating that allows sleeping bag to stay warm while a funk hot outside. A layer just like half Fiver Sir Alex Ferguson expects to download using very soon.

few months after the relief of their leading scorer Wenger, Ferguson gazumped again, obtain the signature coveted striker Wilfried Zaha Crystal Palace. Wenger and all other owners complain that the Glazers, but Manchester United did not collapse under the weight of debt and, after last summer for the award for best player of the Premier League for Arsenal Away have now spent ? 15 million reported catching country's most valuable young player who Wenger also continues. "We sign a player of potential, we always feel that we develop players well, we have shown that many times," Ferguson hurrahed that Federico Macheda and Bebe clinging to their old memories coloring books Trafford.

Zaha was paid directly to Crystal Palace for the remainder of the season to help promote and push, perhaps, give Ferguson instead of being shot by Nani. "I went to the palace for over 10 years, I've always loved the club and I want to help them return to the Premier League, especially for the fans who have always been so good to me," said Zaha apparently Caring young affable old values ??such as loyalty, humility and carefully crafted official statement instead of a # fkntwitterdispathiz.

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"I do not think it was a failure by Dimitar Some people like to see players run through brick walls all the time Dimitar is not that kind of player, but he is a very talented player. . "- Sir Alex Ferguson ironist Peerless has a word for the idiots who did not appreciate when I was Dimitar Berbatov Old Trafford.

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