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This week Hargreaves gave what was, as far as the admittedly doltish Fiver can discern, an almost entirely reasonable interview about his three years out of the game. There were few, er, Hargrievances. He used a couple of quotable phrases, about being a "guinea pig" and being "kept in a bunker with no food or water for weeks on end, and only a laminated poster of Billy Garton for company"; something like that. And, yes, he should maybe stop flapping his gums until he has completed a full game without suffering career-ending nostril-knack. But essentially he made honest, considered comments, and also referred to the "lovely people" at United.

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