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During one of his rare appearances in the weekly podcast on paper great football, fantasy entitled Football Weekly, Fiver said that without rhythm, Aaron Lennon would not be good. In view of football go, it was up to "without his brain, balance, dexterity, precision and coordination feet would mark Lionel Messi" and "no flagrant recent history of Newcastle Alan Pardew would not was booed at St James' Park on Saturday. "But in recent weeks the Fiver was relieved that Spurs striker took our criticisms on board and raised its game, offering a magnificent series of shows that we are making fools of themselves in any way at all.

as Manchester United focused on the end of the gallop yesterday Gareth Bale, Lennon had the opportunity to (mixed) metaphorical hay and finally saw their efforts rewarded after staying in to take a Clint Dempsey goal completed by the end of Spurs against Manchester United. This is a result that left more upset Lord Ferg partly because they were denied a penalty for a foul on Steven Caulker Wayne Rooney, causing an avalanche of potentially costly abuse of Manchester United manager.

"The base side linesman does not give us a thing all day," puced Ferg, somewhere has a lackey representatives FA HQ match Abuse buzz-o-meter. "For me, it was a bad performance by him ... Wayne Rooney penalty and other decisions ... I remember very well the time ... Thurs shocking ... disappointed with his performance ... bad game ... I've never had anything ... "But if these explosions dry heat does not allow players Ferg a very cold day in north London, the training camp in Qatar four days should help." Just landed ... zero sleep on the plane! "Rio Ferdinand has hit the social network Twitter grammar absent today." eyes seem swollen! * U * sunglasses wherer "

Among those traveling Manchester United players, who apparently had no trouble sleeping were a group of five Bugs Bunny REPRESENTED pajamas. And in the unlikely event that the cartoon rabbit carrot chomping (cue: stampede in 1057 pedants say Looney Tunes is a hare) never deigned to wear, the Fiver recognizes that would do well in a onesie Robin van Persie

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"I heard how brave Zauri after I spoke with my family and made sure Julia was ok, I immediately called and thanked him for saving his life and how it would be eternally grateful. "- While new random head of the Polish Football Association, Zibi Boniek thanked Lazio defender Luciano Zauri down a well in a restaurant in Rome, attached to a lifeline seven years granddaughter.

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