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inept SFA would probably relegated to the scrap Scottish Messi because he was too small

the opportunity this summer to see Scottish players involved in a major international tournament was always going to be difficult to pass. In addition, knowledge of the clowns of the Tartan Army will not be there singing "Doe, a deer," said again and again even more attractive. Now I do not know how many Scottish players are finally selected for the Olympic team football in the UK, but when

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British Olympic football is I'm sure its removable I'll have a better idea.

Some cynics have suggested that the Scots will be considered not good enough for the team and when here, the fact that our international team is still dark, and sometimes downright catastrophic, it is clear they have a point . After all, our team is trained by someone who holds a 1-0 defeat last month by the reserve team of Ireland as a moral victory.

The same coach has already made history with the invention of the 6-4-0 formation with a defeat against the mighty Czech Republic. This is the closest I came to feel ashamed of my nationality. It also took about 45 minutes extra time at Hampden Park before we can finally beat Liechtenstein annoying. This man is still in a job. However, keeping in mind the Olympics, I'm sure there will be a proportional representation of Scotland in the team. Darren Fletcher, Charlie Adam, Barry Ferguson and Craig Gordon have excelled in the Premier League at some point in recent seasons.

I plan my wardrobe for the Olympic Games an opportunity and I intend to go for a ring that combines elegant Vivienne Westwood Red Label and Tam in Asda. I could say this is the aspect Aquascrotum. I put one in Northern Ireland, a black skirt, the cross of St. George and socks would be waving a flag with the image of Catherine Zeta-Jones in it. This way would be celebrating the union of four nations.

My favorite TV announcement at this time is that an FTA with Bombardier Rik Mayall as a rifleman in the 18th century, whose slogan is: ". Bang-on" I'm sure Bombardier would sponsors Olympic team and could paraphrase the motto. "British, always reliable and damn tasty"

in Scotland last week, however, there was the indignation of the usual suspects on the British Olympic Association announced a landmark agreement that was reached between the four nations on the football team United Kingdom UK. "We know nothing about it," said Scottish Football Association. In fact, the president of that organization, George Peat, said he wanted nothing to do with the event. Such was the fury that had been generated by the announcement that you have been forgiven for thinking that he had decided to join forces with the Taliban.

seems that there is a fear that if the four countries of origin according to a British team, FIFA will then be used as a precedent to force everyone to play under the flag of the United Kingdom in World Cups.

It is 13 years since Scotland last qualified for the finals of a major football tournament. Under the current regime to another generation will pass before it happens again. The Scottish Football Association has chaired continuing failures and misery in all levels of the game. Each department was at fault and the whole nation has suffered. The economic benefits of a successful World Cup is incalculable for a country like Scotland, where football is a religion.