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OH MANCHESTER, so to respond

Manchester United has a proud tradition of gazumping their neighbors. When Manchester City won the championship in 1968, United won the European Cup. When the city is promoted from the second division in 1999, could be said to overcome the treble. When the city won the FA Cup last May, United won the title 19. And so, with the city almost certainly out of the Big Cup last night, decided to prove that United could also take more than rushing through the door that says "No One" of a dramatically.

The two Manchester clubs now enter large vase, which means sharing the humiliation of a television program is a matter of Amy, The Mentalist, 5 News, and worst of all Stoke City. "It's embarrassing to be in [Big Cup]," said Patrice Evra. "I'll be honest with you, what I feel is now [Big Cup] or something, but when you start to play in [Big Cup] we will try to win."

It will not be easy with the current collection of United players, poor and weak team reflects the silence of the leech Glazer. The sale of Cristiano Ronaldo in 2009, net U.S. spends less than that of, among others, Hull, Burnley, Blackpool, Bolton and Alexa Chung. A salt compound his misery and the best player in the wound United Nemanja Vidic could be out for several months with the ligament based on capacity. Of course, Bebe must be returned in February, which is really swings and roundabouts.

Manchester City, the future is bright. They are five points ahead in the Premier League and most believe that, with 10 points in six games in a group that was harder than Uncle Fiver Grundie strange fate, it was a very respectable output. Sorry, this Jens? "We want to see Manchester City [Big Cup]," Jens Lehmann, sounded on television last night. "Manchester City Football plays a very, very boring. It is enough to make their opponents fall asleep with a lot of possession. The way we play here is the way any amateur team plays, not only in the lawn so good." While the price might suggest that Lehmann was in a little mint itself, our lawyers would like the point that was certainly not the case.

QUOTE of the day

"This is a total loss, people should stop saying these things. Does it open a research part-time, when he was 1-1?" - Lyon sporting director Bernard Lacombe get the funk that the power of online gambling in France has opened an investigation and found nothing unusual in their Cup win big in the Dinamo Zagreb, where he lost 1-0 after 45 minutes and were the main 1.7 30 minutes later.

can always get what you want

Christmas, children, and UEFA has timely advice for you: if there is a special gift you want, but Santa said you can not have because he was a kid bold, then put on your best clothes, sneak up on Santa's lap, the old man look in the eye and say ... WAAAAAAAAAH! WAAAAAAAAAAAAH! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! WAAAAWAAAWAAAAWAAAAAAAAAAA! WA

approach to dividends

FA today since its campaign of whining and moaning long persuaded UEFA to compromise and suspend the game's final three games of the ban which was to Wayne Rooney last October to start Montengero some players who had the audacity to take the ball out of it - an international celebrity! The suspension means that players Rooney the best package to Ukraine if the attacker additional pads of England star is frustrated again when countries are in their final group game at Euro 2012.

"I will not go into details of the hearing because they were made by the panel to make it clear that it was a private audience, and therefore can not violate any trust what is said in the room, but we are very pleased with the outcome, "says Mandarin FA, Adrian Bevington. Therefore, if the FA do not know if increased, citing the precedent set in 2005 when English is prolonged whining and crying convinced UEFA to give up and leave Liverpool in competition at the Big Cup despite not qualifying for this certificate.

One year after the FA insisted the ban Rooney for three games to get sent off for a clash of all responsibilities Pepe from Porto in a preseason friendly match. Somehow the governing body of England now thinks that an attack of Rooney Miodrag Dzudovic a Euro qualifier is not as serious crime. In fact, the official line now seems to hit a player who does not throw insults worse than an inanimate object, an offense for which the FA insisted the ban Rooney for two games last season. What you return, in fact.

"It seems a little strange, the FA are supposed to be an example of things, however, an appeal against Wayne Rooney, three games of the ban," snorted Kenny Dalglish, expressing a sentiment that surely repeated the call of all the players who were sent to England for good.

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LETTERS

"Manchester United is like Manuel of Fawlty Towers Pathetically beaten by Basel." - Alan Gernon

"Being a geek statistics, I checked, Roberto Mancini, state that" usually with 10 points [at the stage of large groups of Cup] always happens, 99% of the time. "Over the last 10 years, the actual number is 88% (29 of 33 qualified teams with 10 points)" -. Miguel Lobo

"While it is regrettable that, as you point out, Darlington was not a shabby York to Kettering (quote of the day yesterday), I would draw your attention to the fact that we, the Quakers, also suffer from wantaway President, outstanding players, players who paycuts, a small squad, which will probably be further reduced, and a cloud hanging over our general football club not. and then, as bad Therefore, as it may seem at first "- Michael Price

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