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a market in human organs is certainly one way to address the irresponsibility of the poor

I never understood why the doctors at risk of being lynched if they remove the bodies without authorization. The deceased obviously not able to oppose it. In fact owes more to worry about getting their excuses ready for the inquisition of Peter that someone interferes with vital signs fatal. As for the family, who, in heaven's name, has to do with them?

Therefore, for the avoidance of doubt, hereby solemnly swear that any NHS hospital is the misfortune of being the recipient of my body dry, they can do with them what they want . If you find that what remains of me can still do a job for one of my patients, but there are still brothers and sisters, then you have my blessing to greed.

only attribute to two conditions. In the unlikely event that there is little of my body lost after pathologists have filled their boots just have to stick something large in my coffin. In this way, my family feel burying something important to me. Beyond the veil of death and no thank you in my state ethereal worries me in terms of carriers come easily to the steps of the chapel, overwhelmed by a box containing nothing but webs of spider and my body.

a sense of decorum must be maintained in this area, at least. And as a good socialist, I must also insist that any person receiving private health care should be allowed to annex part of my work. I remain free at point of delivery.

My morbid curiosity of the last things went last week when a respected professor of social sciences Scottish dared to suggest that in these economic times embarrassed, should not be a lucrative market in the sale of human organs. Professor, University of Dundee Sue Rabbitt Roff rightly pointed out that before sunset that day, three people died for want of a kidney transplant.

If healthy among us had the opportunity to sell their kidneys, here and there by 28 or larger, then served two purposes: the waiting list for organs disappear, and students poor to pay their tuition fees.

As expected, there was a torrent of sound and fury permanently restless and anxious types of human rights. However, what do not like this? For the next day it was revealed that half a century before many, many more of us will live to be 100. In my naivety congenital immediately thought. "Huzzah, we're all in great shape right and perpetuation of the species is in no imminent threat"

Instead of waiting to live to a ripe old age of 61 will all lose around 50 place. This should reduce the appropriate somehow we live to 100, to allay the fears of conservationists about a concomitant strain on the NHS.