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JUSTICE FOR THE GENERATION OF GOLD

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QUOTE OF THE DAY

"Unfortunately, I did not expect it, I was surprised" - Coach Luis Fernando Tena Mexico reacts after his team eight America's Cup were suspended for six months after being allegedly stolen by "invited women" who had invited a team hotel.

MANAGER / HACK

When the new coach of Chelsea, André Villas-Boas sitting on his first official commitment by a team official in the best league in the world could be forgiven for feeling some trepidation. Sitting opposite him was the famous British press probably heard a lot about what he has learned his trade in sports pools Portugal and Italy.

"What have prepared for me?" Villas-Boas may be requested. Some data have been discovered since damaging his family, so that even dark secret that he does not realize? Or it could be drilled if you truly believe that the open style of play that served as effectively as Porto was the last undefeated season really works against quality teams like Wigan Rovers, Swansea and Blackeye.

not worried. "Seven years ago, Jose Mourinho, was sitting where you are, and announced that he was special - they are special?" Asked. Not exactly Frost / Nixon, but as a foreigner, and therefore intelligent , Villas-Boas struck the matter immediately with ease. "This is not a man, trying to create empathy, ambition and motivation throughout the world," the spread. "Maybe I should be called" a group that I want people to come together and succeed. "

The only group? What kind of title is that? Something to do with the documents of America? "I'll wait for you to [a position] to me when I have success. I hope I am and I can give a good title, "he said, a challenge to all participants to do real work.

Villas-Boas spoke for over an hour, tying him for those who have nowhere to go, but college made a mistake by not separate "nip" of the scribes Fourth, as you can start writing and "do not understand English football" in his report of the match for Chelsea's opening day draw with Stoke now. It also means that we must look forward to the details this type of red wine to share with the Lord when Manchester United Chelsea FERG meeting in September.

In his naivety of youth, Villas-Boas also downplayed talk of the great battle of mind games with the Lord, FERG we all know to wait. "It's not just a matter of taking Sir Alex ... is not a man against another," Villas-Boas coughed. "He is trying to build something that can make us powerful, and help us threaten for the title we have done in the past. "Soundbites Games, wine and spirit, André. Soundbites, wine and games of the mind. You have much to learn about English football.

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LETTERS

"England fourth in the world ranking Yeah, like we needed further evidence of the incompetence of the Cup?." - John Young

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"The Statue of Michael Jackson Tour (yesterday's letters), raises two questions. First, how exactly is what turns a statue? And secondly, what is Mohamed Al Fayed put his" adults only " cake? "-. Cause Tom

"I wonder if I'm the only Liverpool fan to breathe a sigh of relief that Sunderland have taken the liberty to tear the young Master Wickham under the collective nose. After dropping a large piece of cash in the winter of Carroll and Suarez, then place another piece of Henderson, I wonder if NESV or FSG or actually have a method to his madness. Moneyball hoped, but it seems more than collect a silver bowl and chance, then take a English player Any thoughts on the new economic model for Liverpool "-.? Walter Fekete

"His thoughts of wanting to put Tony Pulis a team composed entirely of center-backs (Fiver yesterday) has fond memories of my weekend in Leeds BA in February 1997. Our party game that saw dirty Leeds remains to be cash-strapped Portsmouth in the FA Cup, 0-0 in a spiritual ending something of a 3-2 win for Pompey. The team fielded by George Graham that day contained six defenders (Gary Kelly, Lucas Radebe, Gunnar Halle, Robert Molenaar, Tony Dorigo and Mark Jackson) playing in front of Nigel Martyn, with the air of Carlton Palmer, Brian Deane and Lee Bowyer. Rod Wallace was probably the only team that make up the numbers n 'There was no center of defense, David Wetherall, on the bench seems to be the spirit of adventure Stoke are in progress, and do wish them luck in their search "-..? Michael Hann, Cinema large sheet of paper and music publisher

"distressing it is to be relegated once again to download the vile Alex McLeish and the perspective of moving to Stoke Cameron Jerome shows no damage has actually a positive side, even in Birmingham "- Mark Brookes.