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few years ago, when I was a kid Fiver, Fiver Granny used to take us to the shops every day. If we had a good behavior while she was on her business and make no noise while performing several bottles of gin in his coat was special, the Fiver would get a prize. A pack of Panini Football 79 Stickers! Thank you, Granny Fiver

We would like to run the store, past the break Stuart Maconie, Peter Kay Lawrence and the queue to buy Denim sequins, and tear the wrapping with fingers excited. Expected in the glamor? Liverpool would get the badge? The team photo of Manchester United? One of the winners of Tottenham Argentina World Cup? Bristol City, Alan Dick? No. Partick Thistle, Denis McQuade, Motherwell badge, a picture of the Scottish division two trophies, and Billy Stark St Mirren. Bah! Soccer balls 79 is screwed! So much so that we would have closer to Granny Fiver Bobby how he made a loud noise when walking, and laughing heartily when he saw he was pushed into the back of a Black Maria.

One thing that fascinates us, however, was that all players in the Scottish Premier Division of the cuts that had resisted as exclamation points. Why? We naturally assumed it was each player in Scotland with an alcoholic with a mad barber, but think about it again, logically, what are the chances? And today, after 32 years, which finally worked: the wind is north! Obvious really, but the single currency fell this morning for grooming at Arsenal Ponce had his shooting team sitting outdoors this season - part of the fan club open - postponed due to weather style Caledonian some time in London . No book sticker of shame for the superstars of today! (If there are still things like etiquette books, modern children are probably more interested in drugs.) But anyway, well done, the manipulators of the modern means of Ashburton Grove! You won the corn.

The postponement may have inadvertently saved blushes Arsenal a point themselves, which means that the 2011-12 team picture is not distorted by the presence of Cesc Fabregas to Barcelona. It was due to sit in the middle of the shoot, brazening out as captain, even if the contract negotiations with the Catalans continued frantic behind the scenes. You do not know if you travel to Portugal for the end of the season Arsenal lost time before against Benfica at the weekend, or spend Saturday and Sunday and tote bags for good. Arsenal fans will be upset to have lost its best player, but must stand tall, because the news is not all bad: Theo Walcott said the ability for the game of the season at Newcastle United this week next. And the club in better shape than it was 79. Someone wants to exchange Robin van Persie, Arsene Wenger Andrey Arshavin and Steve Walford, Willie Young and Terry Neill?

DAY MAKEUP

"It is very important for a club that grows in the same direction - at this point in time Joey is not pulling in the same direction This does not mean I can not change, I am still thinking .. the situation, as Joey, the best way to solve this problem. Maybe if it was not for Twitter and this means of instantaneous communication that can be resolved on Monday morning, me and Joey in my office. The problem with Twitter - you need to get a hold of this "-. Alan Pardew, this afternoon

"Does anyone have the number Isambard Kingdom Brunel?" -. @ Joey7Barton while the press conference was going on

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After another night of misery for the Super Cup, goalkeeper Allan McGregor O'Rangers Pope saw the positive side of its subsequent disposal in the Champions League play-offs. "Nice to have nights of Europe" polished with rage. "[Big Cup] would have been perfect for players and good for the club. However, the League of Europe is there and always wants to play in Europe "