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Carlos Tevez and SPIRIT Corinth

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The problem that nursing homes creeks in the discussions that were once great and now collapsing, wandering the earth and breathing irritation and discomfort the light is filtered through the form of cracks in door frames - a pinch here, a finger stuck there, the quiz hosted by Ant and Dec launched strange you're feeling particularly vindictive. But we are corrected. As we now know and have known for some time, it is not a street in an old crumpled hat off. It is a stocky Argentine footballer with buckles and flashy clothing company itself.

And yet, someone wants to, wants to actively spend ? 18m Carlos Tevez. "Tevez is close to joining Corinthians, although many people do not believe it," boasted the Corinthians president Andres Sanchez, such as bandanas spiral of his sleeve, printed dozens of letters through the nose and the Statue of Liberty disappeared behind him. "The initial offer was ? 40 million, and is now ? 18 million, because of all the problems she has encountered in England," he added, so that the screen this fall Tevez's ability to be a pain in the back to the height of a strip of deep heat coated sound like a ding on the rear bumper of a BMW, not the kind of behavior that have graced clubs football to prevent the lid from mice in the light of a kestrel heavily armed.

The "problems" Sanchez refers to the fact that the amount of the full breakdown of the relationship between Tevez and Roberto Mancini, with Manchester City Football Club as a whole. Yesterday, the city revealed that the attacker was convicted of five breaches of contract and a fine of four weeks wages - around £ 1 million - as a result. Tevez, wiping his eyes with a score of 50 pounds to 12 million pounds will win in the other 48 weeks of this year, also gave a two weeks, even if, as has already been served, is available for tie City League Cup against Wolves tonight, which is unlikely to play football in the examination of expert Gabriele Marcotti have noticed on Bond Street this afternoon, "wearing a red jersey" *.

Although Roberto Mancini could do worse than his candidacy for the sole purpose of seeing what happens (probably something along the lines of the final scenes of Carrie), it seems hardly likely to want a player who plans can sue for libel in the locker room. Instead, the most likely outcome is that Tevez reluctantly hung Premier League until January and then back to South America to paste one of the last year and Atletico Paranaense Bay, drinking in the adulation of crowd once a week, then all the old problems again when things do not go your way.

* Tevez

the bridge was bright red, Gabriele Marcotti not.

QUOTE of the day

"" We are more than happy to help in these cases HMRC. Transparency is higher in our thoughts and this will bring more clarity to the game "- talks about transparency, the Fiver is not the only person who sees through the news on the enthusiastic response from the Football Association that the collector tax in the review of all plans worth 80 million pounds of payments to agents of trafficking involving Premier League and football players last year.

MIDWEEK MADNESS

detectives acting on anonymous reports of 22,516 fans this weekend continue its investigation into allegations that Mick McCarthy does not know what you do to Molineux tonight. There seems to be overwhelming evidence to support the demands of fans when the complaint was made about 2:00 p.m. Saturday afternoon, but police first on the scene witnessed events suggesting that McCarthy is in fact We know what you do, after all. Sources in the police report the West Midlands it could go either way.

"May the hand, just what his first nervous at a decent level of confidence after a rocky some people really need is a home-and-away double header against the best team in the earth, "said Kevin Doyle. But the good news is that the Wolves host city of Manchester in the championship this weekend, is likely to make a series of changes to the team to sweep Manchester United 6-1 in the Cup tonight parts milk with Costel Pantilimon keeper since its inception. His name means "yellow underwear" in Romanian.

Liverpool

turn your head to Stoke looking to avenge a 1-0 defeat in the league in August. Kenny Dalglish carefully summarized the extent of the decline of Liverpool, when he said: ". It is a trophy - and would love to win a trophy at some point"

other night

Carling Cup Blackburn see the club play in Newcastle derby, once managed by Kenny Dalglish, but not run over him. The highlight of this game is that Cheik Tiote supension is governed by something else, in this case Don knee. Chelsea head to Goodison Park in the derby teams who wear blue, with André Villas-Boas may Romelu Lukaku young field and Oriol Romeu, in its attempt to boost the team average voice. Everton is likely to stick with the players that the brain's victory on Sunday Fulham, especially because in reality they have no other.

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