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Goal! Bolton 1-5 Chelsea (Lampard, 58) Football

liquids, such as Alan Partridge would say, and Frank Lampard's hat-trick.

55 min:

Daniel Sturridge in the mood today. It moves to the edge of the Chelsea area and spend a nice pass from Drogba, but Knight makes a sliding challenge to block the efforts of the Ivory Coast goal. Bogdan is compelling from the corner kick, but Ramires shoots the ball over the crossbar. This is the last action of the game as Ramires, he was replaced by Jon Obi Mikel.

51 min:

Chelsea make a change to replace Jose Bosingwa Branislav Ivanovic. "A psychological boost for Bolton," said Alan Parry. "Thanks to Paul Southcott for advice, but it sure is a special dispensation to look / act younger?" Asks Ryan Dunne. "After all, I ' I was furious hydration since I was a teenager, plus interest in comics, Star Wars, Blink 182, etc etc, surely gives you some flexibility, in general, by dividing his age and the addition of seven . Certainly someone who is 20, and thus, technically, in its third decade, it really should be an easy target for some 30 years? "

48 min:

Here they come again Bolton - Chelsea turn to give up the defense. Cahill is given too much space, but can not get his shot off. Petrov decided to go alone in the distance but his shot is charged down. "Oh, why call Mark Hoppus Tom Bryant a dick?" asks Ryan Dunne. "I hope Tom has not had a pop in which" we can live like Jack and Sally "in the line of I Miss You or something?"

Goal! Bolton 1-4 Chelsea (Boyata 46)

return starts here. Contributes positively Petrov free-kick with jokes Boyata responds with a firm header past Cech. The last team to score four in the first half was far from Arsenal to Newcastle. We know what happened there.

Peeeep!

The second half is underway.

Owen Coyle I can not really expect to end this.

arrived early in the second half. Zat Knight is on. It is in the goals. No, this is not the case. He was replaced Steinsson.

time email.

My oldest son was born in 1997, "writes Gary Naylor." It seems five minutes ago. That's over six feet and now is unable to fit in a basket is a surprise every day for me. Age was again and she needs - for now I'm 60, I hope each day will begin at 19:00 and at weekends that lasts long enough to watch an episode of The Simpsons "

"With regard to the dating dilemma Ryan Dunne," writes Paul Southcott. "The internationally accepted standard for the age of shame is half your age and seven years. So if we assume Ryan is 32, which would be 16 years or more 7 or 23. Someone born after Achtung Baby was released would be 20 at the earliest, so no, it is not acceptable. Sorry, Ryan. "

Meanwhile, about three feet, Tom Bryant wrote. "This is a Zinger to beat Chelsea 4-0 at the Reebok last season and the season before Bolton, but in 2008/09, leading 4-0 at Stamford Bridge, only to return to a full-time Bolton 4-3. That ' Zinger is not you? I am with news of Blink 182. Did you know that Mark Hoppus, once called me "a cock "?"

Rest: Bolton 0-4 Chelsea.

Two goals from Frank Lampard, two goals from Daniel Sturridge. Good question, Ian Copestake: "It was the celebration of its purposes or Sturridge was 6 months long enough for Bolton to make you feel guilty, embarrassed or otherwise reluctant" The answer is no, not really.

45 min:. three minutes of added time to celebrate that all the trouble with the drawers of John Terry

44 min: A reserve of Bogdan Mata advance exchange card with Lampard on the left before firing a single shot is wide, but Bogdan to get his body behind him and hung on. You have to start somewhere. A Matter of Patrick Cullen: If, as seems more likely at this time, Owen Coyle Bolton had to leave soon, would be "Big Sam" say yes when asked? I think your definition of "big club" would be flexible enough to include now the West Ham in the Premier League, playing at home in the Olympic Stadium, and will be responsible for decisions that would appeal to their sense of self-definition, so you're left with. "

43 min: Bolton really intensified in the last 13 minutes. Yet Gary Naylor calls for reforms: "Unable to teams in the Champions League clash on the weekends can also go to the Premier League 18 teams (Rangers and Celtic could be added) and would not fight about Ding?-dong battles every week with a league table of unpredictable from August to May This game is just an extreme example of too many matches week after week. "

39 min: Sturridge gets on top for a while and looks set to be able to get his hat-trick "(each time he can beat Bogdan, but I think we can take this as a fact at this point), but not quite Sturridge can muster up the angle is too tight, but the men in the time delay more Bolton. Ryan Dunne debate between the story: "I personally believe that 1997 is not all that long ago, but probably depends on the age is one (and the office junior" casual "in the e- Evan suggests that mail a teenager thrust ;?.)) I am now if, as (early) 30-something, what is ethically acceptable to go out with someone younger than an album of favorites ( Achtung Baby, 1991). "Unfortunately, despite the email address casual ', I was in my teens peak in 1997 and it seems that long ago. I'm staying out of their dilemma of dating.

35 min: Chelsea win a corner which infuriates Gary Cahill - that will solve the problems of defensive arsenal, right?. Ramires Lampard and almost reached the penalty area. It's a head instead of Bolton and could easily be a target but bounced to safety.

33 min: Bolton seem to want to go home. Martin Petrov and can do. Again it is a Sturridge acres of space on the right flank but loses his balance before they inflict more damage on the local computer. This is the first time Chelsea scored four times in the first 30 minutes of a match in the history of the Premier League.

30 minutes:

Kevin Davies Bolton pushed forward with David Ngog. That should do it. It seems that my Spanish is not better than my English is like WOT Shaun Thompson said. "I can be one of 1056 sad, Spanish pedantic to point out that when he writes that" John Terry felt the full weight of the boot of David Ngog in the drawers, "which probably meant to write" fuck ". Cajon was "the box" as a place to put the card offense-written Christmas Wayne Bridge. "

Goal! Bolton 0-4 Chelsea (Lampard, 25)

is officially ridiculous. David Luiz marched 50 yards upfield - the choice of Bolton do not bother trying to treat the center of the back - was shot goalwards. Again, should have been an easy salvation by Bogdan, but bounced off the chest in the path of the onrushing Lampard, who finished with care.

Goal! Bolton 0-3 Chelsea (Sturridge 25)

is ridiculous. See the article in the 20 minutes of accumulation. This time Sturridge on the right and fired a shot that should have been easily saved, but anyway, Bogdan palm the ball into his own net.

22 min:

Kevin Davies comes with a good job to win a corner on the right. Petrov delivery is perfect, but Lampard gets the less contact that moves away from Boyata. Petrov scurries to the other side to take another corner, which meets Boyata but moves his head safely across. Ian Copestake wrote: You mentioned in the preamble to a victory for Bolton as "all the way in 1997." Now they call me the tender age, but 1997 does not seem so long, so I wondered how I would describe Blink-182 have been formed in the year 1992? In the days of old? "If it only takes a second to score a goal in 14 years is a long, long time.




20 minutes: This can simplify a little, but the tactics of Chelsea, which seems to be: kick the ball to the right, where Martin Petrov Daniel Sturridge is then free to do what he wants. It's Juan Mata Sturridge time, burning a good grip of the right foot on the crossbar. Petrov shakes his head sadly. More Ryan Dunne: "Is not that Ashley Cole from a restaurant with Jay-Z This suggests that the Chelsea dressing rocks to the rhythm of the best in Brooklyn (perhaps where Ashley had the idea to explode ass that limit the child's experience? of? "

17 min:
This could become a rout. Lampard has refused a second faster by Bogdan, while moments later Ramires touch is heavy when played in by Sturridge and can not get his shot on goal. "Being" that guy "I can not help but marvel at the fact that John Terry has a set of drawers, as part of his anatomy," said