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Although the season to be jolly, the mood in Fiver Towers has been dismal in the last 24 hours, with a variety of adult males tend to enjoy the misery of the richest and most talented and effective they (translation: everyone), crossing his legs and grimacing in sympathy in the new eye-watering Scott Dann gift bag. In Fiver yesterday revealed that the unfortunate defender Blackeye Rovers had tried so hard against West Brom Saturday that literally broke a b0llock.

As if that was not heroic and painful enough, the center of the half was played courageously through pain barrier, showered by the pain barrier, dressed in the barrier of pain, probably drove home through the pain barrier, had its tea through the pain barrier, sits at the end of Strictly Come Dancing through the pain barrier and finally decided that it was enough to take it before A & E undergo emergency surgery on his damaged swinger that will keep him out of action - of any kind, we guess - until the end of January, at least. "At least you enjoy Christmas," reflects an inhabitant of the Torres Fiver at the last moment of reflection and group wince-Dann on behalf of a short break before adding: "In not really ... probably will not be able to enjoy Christmas. "

With Blackeye ready to play the mother of all six pointers against their neighbors down Lancashire Bolton Wanderers at Ewood Park this evening, it is difficult to imagine anyone in particular, that the neck of the woods will be able to enjoy your Christmas pudding in black, considering the teams play the last two places in the Premier League after winning five games in total 32 between them this season. But on a scale of sympathy from one to ten, where is the amount of sympathy offered by the West to the family of the deceased Kim Jong-Il and 10 Dann is given to every man who sent a kick in the exchange couples, Bolton, Owen Coyle, is about five fans of his club, while production counterpart Steve Kean Yes, 58,008, that's all. Tee-hee!

"I think we can get through and when we do, I know how it was and will be determined not to return," said Kean-Out, whose optimism and confidence is also commendable as it is based on the fantastic realms of the imagination. "Owners have to do with where we are, like everyone else. But they gave me their full support and gave us full support in the transfer window. "Poor old Scottie Dann should wish it had been so seemingly bullet when it comes to issues related to the bag.

Jacob Steinberg from 19:30 for live coverage of the MPC Blackeye Rovers 1-1 Bolton

QUOTE of the day

December 5

"I think if they move more into the camp of Andy and support more and give this supplement a or two percent, which is vital for us right now all these ingredients mean the right time "-. Ken Dulieu explains his decision to resign as chairman of Coventry City and become the head of football operations

December 10:

"He is the head of football so that he can do what you want" - Sky Blues boss Andy Thorn then shaken Dulieu even in the speech team pre-game and then sitting on the bench for his defeat at home to Hull City.

December 20:

"The reality is that everyone understands and acknowledges that he made a misjudgment was Ken" - interim MD Tim Fisher confirmed the news of the resignation of Dulieu.

LETTERS

"Dear Mr. Butler (Fiver letters yesterday), you ¿I can say that if the Fiver, as indicated, in 1057 it pedantic, it is highly unlikely that they are all" Chelsea-supporting " As stated in the letter, in fact, can even say that if the national average is used to calculate the percentage that is likely to follow the hard done by the bad boys in blue, you will probably find that you are. on their own and just for the record, no, the other 1056 of us do not really care about their victory in Cup Winners' Cup 1998 "- David Fortune